March 7, 2006
undo
In the MS project training session:
The trainer: How many steps do you guys think we could undo in MS project?
Jen: 10 steps? Maybe?
The trainer: Just one step.
Jen: Wow, so limited.
Me: It is better than in real life because you can't undo any step.
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June 22, 2005
Welcome summer!
It was officially the first day of summer yesterday. I went to the florist.
Him: Is it a gift?
Me: Yes, to myself.
Him: Nice, what is the occasion?
Me: Just because it is summer!
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April 27, 2005
Out of the blue
At 9am I needed a cab to get to a place for a presentation. Then came the following conversation between a very old cab driver who appeared nice, and me.
Me: Good morning! Can you please take me to....?
Him: Sure Miss!
Me: Thank you.
Him: The weather has been horrible these days...
Me: Yeah, but I believe we will get more green after the spring rain!
Him: You are very positive...Do you like mans (I swear he said "mans" instead of "men"!)
Me: Pardon?....(I was not sure I heard it well)
Him: Do you prefer mans to ladies?
Me: Y--eah, but what..why...what do you mean?
Him: Do you like making love with mans or ladies?
Me: What??????!!!! ^&()(^%/#@#$@#! ***What the hell?***.......
I paid and was about to get off the cab...
Him: By the way, you are beautiful...
There must be something wrong with air, or the drizzles ;)
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March 28, 2005
The irony
She: You did not write much these days.
Me: Because my mind has been stuffed.
She: By what?
Me: Food:P. This has been an eating Easter:
Thursday evening: dumplings at Vivian's
Friday lunch: Eggspectations
Friday dinner: Thai food
Saturday lunch: Chinese hot pot
Saturday dinner: Caribbean food
Sunday dinner: Home made Chinese food at a friend's
Monday lunch: Sichuan food at another friend's...
....
She: You are a pig!
Me: Yes, a pig with diarrhea now...
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